First Impressions: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door!

Continuing on in my quest to try out all the unplayed games in my backlog, I decided to give Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door a little playtime! This game was released in 2004 for the GameCube. I remember I actually did GET the game in 2004- I was out shopping with my uncle, and he actually lent me the $20 to buy the game because it was on sale. I didn’t play it right away because I hadn’t yet beat Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64, so I didn’t want to play its sequel. Well…. 12 years later I still have not finished Paper Mario, so I wanted to at least play a little bit of this game! πŸ™‚

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Title Screen.

The Thousand Year Door starts off with Mario receiving a letter from Princess Peach, telling him she is on vacation (what else is new!). She’s in a town called Rogueport, and she says there is treasure there. She even includes a treasure map!

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Yay!
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Poor Luigi, he never gets to go anywhere!

Mario can’t resist the adventure. With that, the Prologue begins!

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I arrive in Rogueport, but something seems a little… off about this town. Doesn’t really seem like a vacation destination. Plus, the townsfolk are really damn rude!

Soon, I overhear a conversation between a cute little Goomba and a… bomb? I don’t know what he is.

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What ARE you?

The little Goomba sees me and hides behind me, prompting the bomb to pick a fight with me! Hey, I didn’t ask to be involved!

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Crap, why does Mario always have to get involved in battles that aren’t his?

The bomb was easily defeated, but he wasn’t happy about it. He set a bunch of his minions to swarm around me and the Goomba, but they were really dumb… so they didn’t notice us getting away!

When we reached the main hub of Rogueport, the Goomba introduced herself as Goombella.

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You’re cute, but you owe me!

Goombella must be a girl after my own heart, because she said what I normally say any time I go out in public πŸ˜‰

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Haha I understand your pain!

After chatting with Goombella for a minute, a Toad came over to us and started talking. He was unaware that Princess Peach had sent me a letter, and he had no idea where she was! He said she just disappeared. However, he said he wasn’t up to the task of finding her, so he was off to relax while IΒ tried to find her.

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Uggh! What a lazy bastard!

Are you kidding me?! Can you be any more lazy?! Luckily, Goombella loved the idea of adventure, though, and joined my party. Yay!

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I’m sure she will be very useful!

We set out to find Goombella’s professor, but first, I rested at the Inn to restore my HP.

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Even heroes need to recharge!

We ran into a rude Goomba that I wish I could’ve stomped on…

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YOU don’t know nothing, jerk!

And an angry Toad that lost his contact lens. Of course, I accidentally stepped on it, so he blocked my way and refused to let me pass until I got him another contact lens. Asshole!

I also took a peek at the Item Shop, but didn’t purchase anything.

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Why do the Toads working in here look so scared?

While walking, some guy ran into me and stole half my coins! I found him in the back alley of Rogueport in a crappy house that had flies and roaches crawling around! He didn’t put up much of a fight when I asked for my money back, but he did tell me that even innocent looking people were thieves! Wow, what is wrong with this town?!

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Never carry your wallet in your back pocket!
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Umm….eww?

Come to think of it, the whole back alley was nasty looking. I didn’t really spend too much time there.

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Looks shady to me!

After that little excursion, I saved my game. Because this is an RPG and will require a bit of my time and attention, I won’t play it anymore for now. It was fun trying it out, though, and I really enjoyed it! It seems like a really good game! πŸ™‚

4 thoughts on “First Impressions: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door!

  1. Oh, so this is the Gamecube version!! It looks so, so good!! I loved reading this post and your images of this game!! It definitely looks like something I want to play!! And makes me want to get out my Wii Super Paper Mario and 3DS Paper Mario Sticker Star!!! I wish Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door were available on other systems as well since I do not have a playable Gamecube system.. 😦 But thanks for sharing this!!! LOVE IT. πŸ™‚

    1. Aww thanks, glad you enjoyed my post! It really is a great game. Maybe someday they will release it on the Virtual Console! (Probably just wishful thinking, but you never know!)

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